hahaha I still remember the day I went to the service manager about the wrench light coming on. He took me to the lounge area and showed me a newspaper article of some guy who bought a F150 and the engine light came on after 65,000kms, right after his warranty expired. He (customer) didn't want to fix the problem and the article had a picture of the owner and the truck at 999,999kms. Then he said, "you see, a million kilometers, it's nothing, I wouldn't worry about it".
I caused complete chaos at my dealership, the service AND sales department. Customers were looking at me like "whoah"!. I was yelling DO NOT BUY FORD, THEY ONLY WANT YOUR MONEY, ONCE YOU BUY IT YOU ARE A NOBODY FOR THEM etc...
I was so angry one time about my engine light, I actually walked in to service, nobody was at the desk, I waited for 5 minutes. Then I picked up their employee phone, and started smashing it against the desk until the receptionist, service and sales manager came to calm me down. I was yelling and screaming the whole place came to a halt, even mechanics came out to see what's happening. Then I started blaming the mechanics for "fake" oil changes and abusing my car. The whole dealership knows me now as a crazy guy but really, I spent my hard earned money, so I don't care if they think I'm a nut!
I use to always break their balls about rental cars while my car is being serviced. One time they gave me an F150 as a rental and I went bonkers. I'm like "I bring in a Fiesta and you give me a truck?... I drive like 4000km per month so NO, I DO NOT WANT A TRUCK". I have so many stories about my dealership and the service I require in order to be their customer, it came to a point where they said they no longer want my business. Now we are all friends. LOL
Another time they gave me a fiesta as a rental. A police officer called the rental company to inform them that I was abusing their car and ripping it to shreds in downtown Toronto, pulling hand break at high speed and neutral dropping etc... The rental company called my dealership and passed the message along. Then the rental company called me and told me to return their car or else they will report it stolen. I was like, ok, I'll bring it back tomorrow. When I went to the rental company they said you are crazy and we will never rent you another car. I said, "if I was driving so bad, and a cop really called you, why didn't he pull me over and give me a ticket"?... he said I had a good point and will not put me in his "bad customer" list. To this day I'm wondering what was up with that... LOL